Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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