What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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