My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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