Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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