if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do vagina's smell?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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