She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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