Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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