I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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