So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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