What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
