Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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