Do vagina's smell?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
