just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
