so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
