everyone is single if you try hard enough
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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