just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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