i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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