new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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