You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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