love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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