my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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