Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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