Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I am mentally ready for anal.
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