Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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