That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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