I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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