Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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