apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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