Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just cropdusted the office
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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