At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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