Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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