she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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