I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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