Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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