How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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