I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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