first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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