Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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