And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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