ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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