She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
