hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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MIDGETS
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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