Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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