so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
