Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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