Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I pour the whiskey from now on
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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