how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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