I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
