I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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