Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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