PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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