her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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