You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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