Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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