ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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