Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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