you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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